Warning: this page is not for the easily offended reader. We did not invent the following names, but we have heard or seen them used by our fellow golfers. Most are very un-PC. Some are extremely vulgar and nearly all are in poor, even appalling taste. Such is the emotion - and the humour - that golf inspires.
A
Adolf Hitler
Two shots in a bunker
Army golf
Left, right, left, right...
Arthur Scargill
Good strike, poor result
Anna Kournikova
Looked good, but no result
B
Bin Laden
Driven into the hills, never seen again
Bing Crosby
Any excuse to get out of buying a drink at the 19th.
Brazilian
Shaved the edge
Bun in the oven / Knocked up
Felt good, but not worth the trouble it's got you into
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