golf jokes

I feel compelled to own up to my deceit but can’t seem to find an appropriate moment.

You are such a wise and learned man, I wonder if you could help solve a riddle that has perplexed me for several years.

Interested in whether the much maligned exhortation, ‘Get in the hole’ has any effect, we conducted a fascinating experiment.

I’m determined not to let him beat me again but don’t know how to counter what he describes as ”his caddie in the sky”.

Whilst we found Buffy’s ball, albeit after a full five minutes had elapsed, we never did find Buffy.

Although I don’t especially like him, I always treat my rather mean and extremely boring father-in-law to a game of golf.

For the last seven or eight years I have regularly played golf with an old friend of mine on the third Wednesday of every month.

How preposterous it was of me to be even thinking about getting a stupid little ball into that distant hole in just four shots.

Telling someone that they smell is possibly even more difficult than they are incorrectly aligned at address.

Now my weekends aren’t wasted on the golf course I have time to explore other activities. Golf had taken over my life and I now…

I have only one outstanding ambition, to have a hole in one. Desperate to know whether or not I would ever achieve it, I went…

I was wearing a green shirt when I won my first ever medal, believing it to be lucky, I have worn a green shirt for…

One of the remarkable things about Jim is that, although he almost invariably finds his own ball, he never seems to find anyone else’s.

Is there some aspect of your game that you simply can’t sort out? Dr Felix Shank, a more or less genuine expert on all aspects…